Don't Be A Duck Day
July 30 is Don't Be A Duck Day!
Did you know?
July 29 is Don't Be A Dick Day, started by
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Did you also know?
While ducks are generally monogamous, their bonds generally only last for a year. Therefore, duck divorce lawyers are in high demand.
The Official Don't Be A Duck Day FAQ
How do I celebrate Don't Be A Duck Day?
Whatever you do, don't be a duck!
What's wrong with being a duck?
Howard the Duck
? Enough said.
What about taking pictures of myself making a "duck face"? Is that okay?
Really, you look terrible when you do that!
How do I know if I'm being a duck?
Refer to this simple chart, which has been
at great time and expense: